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to kiss you very softly very slowly very delicately

as to honour the rarity we hold in our hands
lets treat it carefully
During the day he published conspiracies and delusions like its nothing, like a careless freak.

She knew deep down they were each others cure, that there was more than enough on the table. She did not know however what had happened in the meantime (mean time), what, how, why all this hate and seek.
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by Sister Greta April 01, 2020
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cor0na v1rv$ cof c0f
cof is cof table meowww woooof wee wee
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To be flatchested but have 4 nips
Cover your table!

Jenny stop showing ya table, ya hooligan!
by Hitler's table Eleanor February 05, 2018
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If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."
Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!
by XXACIOUS October 06, 2020
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A thing to put your drank on and it usually has 4 legs even though it can't walk
by Slurp juice November 27, 2018
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