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seapoon

a fictional animal that is commonly found on sheets along with other fictional animals whos names start with a letter of the alphabet to teach young children how to spell in bed.
why the fuck does you sheet-door have an animal called seapoon on it.
by boobs mcgee June 1, 2005
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Swapanostics

Cluelessly switching parts around in order to determine where a fault lies, in lieu of proper testing
Sean was a terrible mechanic and relied on swapanostics to determine why his truck was misfiring
by The car whisperer February 15, 2017
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Swap the witch for the bitch

When you swap one addiction for another

Usually the witch is meth,heroin or coke
And the bitch is mostly alcohol and weed
The bitch can also be shopping, sex, gambling etc
I heard Tony gave up his Coke habit.
But he Swap the witch for the bitch
cause now he's a 180KGs junk food addict
by boomstick6699 March 9, 2019
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Swapan Dutta

Swapan Dutta is an Indian freelance Instagram fitness and yoga instructor who often has livestreams and photos with captions best known for his inspirational quotes such as "Happy Look, Sweet Mood", "sign of majesty and friendship" and "wow so big bouncy boobs". He is also a well-known staff member and yes man for laurenknowsitbestwithautism. He is also known for his trans-age status where he claims to be 13 despite being near 50 years old.
Person 1. Did you hear? Swapan Dutta invited me to his live stream on Instagram! Person 2. Of course he did, your a 13 year old girl.
by litteraintnicewaterislife April 11, 2022
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Swag Swap

When you have trouble getting the girls so you ask your best friend to nut into your mouth to transfer his swag to you.
Yo bro I can't seem to get this chick,can I get a swag swap?
by JCSUPERMAN July 24, 2015
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Mud Swap

The sexual act of emptying ones bowels into another persons anus. Popular with the gay community.
I cant believe Steve and Stew did a mud swap man!
by Beanwood July 20, 2010
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Seed Swapper

I just caught Chris swapping seed with Phil , they are such a seed swapper
by Burshansketer January 4, 2012
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