Shit stained stink hole

A butthole stained in shit, if you see one of these you got yourself into a pretty bad situation

Mann... Sophie really has a shit stained stink hole

by godgodgodgodpoop October 20, 2019

Swinedog

Swinedog are people that like to insult their friends, drink most anything alcoholic, play poker, hunt and fish, and enjoy the camaraderie, all while not taking themselves too seriously.

Dink-amoung-us is a swinedog who agrevates everyone at camp, defiles the Grand Pooh-bahs mug, then convniently turns into the camp shrink once he drives everyone insane.

by Camp Cook April 16, 2010

Coffee Stained Water

Weak crappy coffee that you typically get at gas stations and fast food places.

John: This Coffee Stained Water sucks ass!

by LoLCoffee July 20, 2011

cum-stained futon

A cum-stained futon (or CSF) is what you find in the home of a low-class loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. It is stained with his semen (cum) drops.

Jane: Did you visit Peter's apartment?

Mary: Yes I did. He had a cum-stained futon in there.

Jane: Yuck!

by SantoshGeorge March 9, 2008

Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

cum-stained

cum-stained is how a guy's sheets, underwear, and jockstaps get after he's blown his load on them multiple times.

I like to sniff and wear Matt's , my cadet roomie's, cum-stained underwear and jockstaps -- I even like to sleep on his sheets!

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

Stained the curtains

When you vomit on a girl while you’re eating her out

Tim ate a tainted taco and stained the curtains last night.

by AOA :] June 23, 2019