Shit Stained Balls

While sitting in a hard surface such as a wooden chair, tempt fate by cutting a fart and accidentally shit. As a result from the hard surface the shit is forced to the back and front drenching your ball bag in wet play-doh.

Man 1.Dude, last night I went to blow ass and accidentally sharted all over my balls.
Man 2. Damn dude, you had Shit Stained Balls..

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014

Heat Stroke

While not having air conditioning in the summer, try and masturbate before having a heat stroke.

Man, it sucks there is no air..I'm gonna go pull a heat stroke before dinner.

by JxHAWK July 28, 2014