An overgrown station wagon,normally
occupied by one of the following...
assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the
usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell
phone jammed in her ear and her precious
little fuck remnants in the back.You can
usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones
ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and
generally being driven by the typical
asshole in the categories above.You have
to be a real fucking moron to get sucked
in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising
for these useless pieces of shit.Unless
it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason
why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads
moan on the news when they have to shell
out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit.
Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these
assholes in ford explorers getting their
asses beat,one on the highway and the
other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the
cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole
on the highway and pushing people out of
the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing
lessons asshole."The bigger the suv,
the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the
fuck over.
occupied by one of the following...
assholes,scumbags,douche bags and the
usual dumb fucking cunt with a cell
phone jammed in her ear and her precious
little fuck remnants in the back.You can
usually find these fucking zeroes in your rear view mirror,riding up someones
ass,landing in ditches,rolling over and
generally being driven by the typical
asshole in the categories above.You have
to be a real fucking moron to get sucked
in by the car mfr.bullshit advertising
for these useless pieces of shit.Unless
it's for military,service or rough terrain usage,there's no fucking reason
why these assholes need these shitwagons.I have to hear these fuckwads
moan on the news when they have to shell
out $55 to gas up these pieces of shit.
Too bad,asshole..pay up.I had the personal pleasure last year on 2 separate occasions of seeing 2 of these
assholes in ford explorers getting their
asses beat,one on the highway and the
other at an exit ramp.I witnessed the
cocksucker at the exit ramp,moments before,driving like a reckless asshole
on the highway and pushing people out of
the way.The fuckwad got what he deserved,moaning like a little bitch when he got his ass ripped.Take boxing
lessons asshole."The bigger the suv,
the smaller the pecker"Now,go roll the
fuck over.
Hello Sir...you just won a brand new
suv in our drawing...
Stick it up your ass,handjob...I'll hang
on to my Yugo......
suv in our drawing...
Stick it up your ass,handjob...I'll hang
on to my Yugo......
by Getch May 31, 2005
1)a bigass oversized vehicle
2)a vihecle that takes up too much room in parking lots and when people try to back out of a parking spot the driver wont have enough room
3)a major heatlh threat for people who have asthma and the elderly
4)contributes to Global warming
2)a vihecle that takes up too much room in parking lots and when people try to back out of a parking spot the driver wont have enough room
3)a major heatlh threat for people who have asthma and the elderly
4)contributes to Global warming
by Merlyn June 30, 2003
1. SPORT UTILITY VEHICLE
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
2. An oversized chuck of steel that idiots use to drive five miles from their house into town to cash in their paycheck.
by idonthavaname October 05, 2006
by AIC CEO October 26, 2005
Sex Utility Vehicle: When someone's car, truck, or even SUV is actually often used simply as a mobile sex bed.
When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.
A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.
A SexUV.
When the most offroading a vehicle will go is into a ditch or boondocks so that the driver and passenger may engage in sex play.
A semi-discreet way of telling parents the truth of what you are going to do Friday when you give your "friend" a ride in your SUV.
A SexUV.
by ~Ace_of_Spades~ March 06, 2009
A stupid piece of shit that gets 15 mpg and is designed to go off-raod but is only driven on the streets by damn idiots.
by octopus August 18, 2006