strumpet

Another word for a prostitute. Not to be confused with a musical instrument or snack that is served with tea.

It's tea and crumpets, not tea and strumpets.

-You play the trumpet, not the strumpet!
-But the strumpet is well-skilled on the skin flute.

by Lorelili December 30, 2006

strumpet berries

nipples

Jeff, did some one pinch your strumpet berries really hard? They look huge and swollen!

Shirley should have worn breast pedals. Her strumpet berries are poking through her dress.

by cordygo2hell April 14, 2009

Strumpy

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

by Strumpy March 30, 2005

Scrump's Law

No Twitter account with pronouns in bio has anything worthwhile to say

Don't get so worked up, by Scrump's Law his reply is worthless anyway.

by handyman910 June 9, 2018

pussy scrumping

when one takes pussy without consent. (Also see rape)

Prisoner 1..What are you banged up for?
Prisoner2.. I got caught pussy scrumping, I got 6 years, its my 2nd time for rape
Prisoner 1.. You nasty prick, I'm going ass scrumping tonight, see you then

by mitch00uk April 11, 2015

scrumptless

Opposite of Scrumptious.

Damn Dawg, this burger is scrumptless...i'd rather snack on dog shit than eat this.

by Nellystradamous December 16, 2008

Scrumpdilyicious

Used as a word for something that looks exquisite.

Your ass looks scrumpdilyicious!

by Fart Marty November 12, 2021