Strumpy 

From a Middle English word Strumpet, which is defined as a woman prostitute or a woman adulterer. The word is used to lovingly address a female friend when desiring to be clever and witty.


syn: adulteress, fornicatress, hussy, jade, loose woman, slut, trollop

Where did you sleep last night, Strumpy?

or

Where did you lose your wallet, Strumpy?

Strumpy by Strumpy March 30, 2005

strumpy-humpy 

An antiquated term referring to sexual relations or intercourse, similar to hanky-panky.

Forsooth, I hath engaged in too much strumpy-humpy and contracted a dreadful case of gonorrhea.

strumpy-humpy by Crude Basket July 10, 2022

Trumpet Strumpet 

A mistress of Donald Trump.

Yes, that beauty queen was a Trumpet Strumpet.

Trumpet Strumpet by I, Wreckerrr November 7, 2016

flourish of strumpets

A group of prostitutes, a gathering of whores, a collective term for ladies of ill repute.

Gross Vulgarian:"Look at all them cheap cunts over by that lamp post...."
Proper Fellow:"Indeed, it seems to be a flourish of strumpets."

flourish of strumpets by Kieran Le Petomaine November 16, 2006

Scrumpy 

Demomans drink of choice

Demoman: this bottle of scrumpy is delicious *drinks*

ALCOHOLIC HIT

Scrumpy by le phantom bread April 29, 2020

Strumpet 

Another term for whore, first used by Shakespeare to describe loose women.

"Thou art a strumpet!"

Strumpet by HeeBeeGeeBee May 1, 2005

strumpit 

Shakespearean word meaning slut or whore

That woman is such a strumpit.

strumpit by Yranoitcid nabru September 14, 2014