candy stomach

when you're hungry and fill up on candy instead of real food.

i hadn't eaten all day, and john brought in that costco bag of skittles. now i have candy stomach. It Pangs!!

by Vincent_ April 25, 2008

stomach bulge

When a dick is so fucking massive that it causes a bulge on the exterior of one’s stomach when deep inside.

My cock is definitely bigger, dude, I gave Jennifer a stomach bulge last weekend!
I want a cock so big it can give someone a stomach bulge!

by Wafou! May 18, 2022

stomach stoned

when your (very troubled) stomach hurts so bad its almost transcendental. Makes you feel as though your hips and ribs have become detached, and makes you feel dizzy and hallucinate.

" Hey, what up?"
" I'm so fucking stomach stoned, dude..."
" oh... god, I just wish I could help. <3"
" its ok. Whoaaaa... ok, brb, I'm seeing silver whales circle my bed..."

by it's Kurty, bitches! September 9, 2009

Scrompo

The foreskin of a baby elephant.

The doctor was concerned for the poor elephant, for his scrompo was preventing him from urinating.

by D.Matlock October 28, 2010

Stomach Ache

Your Stomach Rumbles and It Hurts.

Dude #1:Hey that Dinner was Good but now I'm full and have a Stomach Ache

Dude #2:that sucks

by Nicki Minaj_ September 20, 2020

Stromunism

A totalitarian state of government that is ruled by the almighty Strom.

Stromunism demands utter attention at all times and the turn in of daily quotas at the end of each works session.

Continual disrespect can lead into the dreaded ceremonial kicking of the bucket

ex 1.1
Person 1 "oh dude communism is pretty rough.."

Person 2 " you think communism is rough? try Stromunism"

ex.1.2
Person 1 "did you hear Strom kicked the bucket?"

Person 2 "did anyone get hurt"

Person 1 "some midget is now missing both arms and a leg..."

by Stromunist 101 May 12, 2009

stomach flu

The most painful experience ever, only lasting for a day or two. Symptoms include diarrhea, vomiting, and unbearable stomach pains. It's extremely contagious. No vaccine, no cure, and you only gain immunity to it for a few weeks. Have fun.

"My mom's got the stomach flu. I gotta keep praying that I don't get it."

by Pie Stealer January 11, 2015