stromo

A gay male that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or does not have limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males that just act like themselves, not influenced by sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Agenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")
See Closet Case

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is scruffy, he is hawt!
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!

stromo by Emmerich Aleksandr Barnhardt May 22, 2006

stromo

A scruffy, urban-dwelling homosexual hipster who passes for heterosexual.

I met a cute guy at a show the other night. He had tons of tattoos and a trucker hat and was sipping on some Pabst Blue Ribbon. I wanted to hook up with him but I soon found out that he's stromo -- he lives with his boyfriend Giovanni in Williamsburg.

stromo by kitkat September 8, 2003

stromo

A gay male that breaks the norms of society. Usually a typical stromo can't interior design, dance, or has limp wrists. Just a normal dude. Normally you cannot tell, at first glance, they are gay.
Opposite of a flamer

There are several reasons for stromos in todays society.

1) Gay males just act like themselves, not influenced my sterotypes. (Such as Queer-eye)
2)A gay male who lives in an area of the country that is not accepting to the "homosexual Adgenda" (usually midwest, south-east, and the "heartland")

Girl1: Dayyumm that boy is cute
Girl2: yeah, he's a stromo tho, thats his boyfriend over there

Dude1: So your gay?
Stromo: The gayest thing I do is have sex with men, beyond that im straight
Dude1: cool, wanna go get some PBR?
Stromo: fuck yeah!

stromo by Emmerich Aleksandr Barnhardt May 22, 2006

stromo

Like "wigger": a "straight homo": a completely gay acting and dressing male that only dates women. This is broader than "metrosexual" in that all types of fag may be emulated by stromos.

Ignore the gold post through his nipple, the peacock feather patterned silk pantaloons, the high squeaky voice and the leopard spots dyed in his hair. He's not gay; he's a stromo.

stromo by Shortbus August 7, 2004

stromanetics 

the act of down playing any importance of pharmacy school examination. most specifically pharmacokinetics.

I asked my professor how I was doing since I failed the last exam. He is clearly an expert in stromanetics, as he assured me "everything will be alright".

stromanetics by pharmstudent2015 November 19, 2013

Strom Thurmond 

Stephen Lynch explains it best:
"He's about a thousand years old, republican senator from the deep south... He's a racist. Then when he died, we heard he had fathered like fifteen black children."

"Thomas Jefferson. Hugh Grant. David Bowie. STROM THURMOND! STROM THURMOND!"

Strom Thurmond by Yournumber1 August 16, 2008

Stroodle 

A misspelling of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.

Example 1: Jim: What are you eating? John: I'm eating a toaster stroodle!

Example 2: Deboriah: *sneezes at a Stroodlism Mass* Jenny: Stroodle!

Example 3: Maddison: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Wally: A Stroodle!

Stroodle by StroodlerOfMom September 12, 2020