goose spanking

An orifice (typically a vagina) is pummelled repeatedly-almost punched-by a lunging partner’s hand (held in the shape of a beak) from up to 2 feet away.

He got up from the bed and lunged toward his woman while her legs were spread before him, and with his fingertips held together in a beak-like shape, he started Goose Spanking her hole.

by Platinum Punanny July 26, 2016

Snap Stalking

The act of using the map on the app Snapchat to see which of your friends are hanging out when and where. Also a way to see when someone was last on their Snapchat.

Camryn : Do you know what Jill is doing today?
Addie: Yea, she is with Sabrina at Burger King as of 5 min ago
Camryn : How did you know?
Addie: I was just snap stalking Jill

by LionMan18 December 7, 2018

stacking paper

To make and save a lot of money

I am stacking paper with all the overtime I worked

by Making money December 30, 2013

standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018

standing invitation

an invitation that says one is always welcome.

You have a open/standing invitation to visit us any time.

by srnand June 18, 2017

Shrinking violet

A person(typically female) who shys away from any sort of confrontation. Typically, this person will not stand up for themselves or anything else. Opposite of bold, brash, or confident.

Lucy was no shrinking violet, she told it like she saw it.

by Crashmeek February 12, 2019

Scronking

The process of colliding two scrotum together

The act of boinging during sexual intercourse

I love to perform scronking with my love partner

by TheKingOfScronkers February 25, 2020