strangling the kangaroo

A euphemism used as a reason for violently and abruptly taking a device (or unplugging it, etc) from someone who has inadvertently stumbled upon your vast, digital library of self-abuse.

You don't want to watch that mom....they end up strangling the kangaroo

by smokestyle December 24, 2021

staggering beauty

the best website ever. such beauty with its moves

staggering beauty is werk of art

by raybeez February 15, 2022

Strangerthingz010

The best editor in the whole entire world and deserves clout

"Omg its strangerthingz010 (joseph) follow him"

by Strangerthingz010 June 7, 2022

Strangling the Baboon

To aggressively masturbate.

Person 1: Where did they go?
Person 2: Oh, he's Strangling the Baboon

by SweatyNutts5020 November 15, 2023

straggening my straggenoff

when you jerk ya cawk

“Hey dad im straggening my straggenoff!”
“Fuck yeah son!!!”

by jxsh6.moneygng February 22, 2026

Strangeroni

Jerking off with your hand inverted to mimic the feeling of being pleasured by someone else.

"Im so sick of jerking myself off, its getting old" "Have you ever tried a strangeroni? That's how I spice up my self-sex life"

by B Squad Cop July 17, 2025

It...strangerthings

Idk who they are but they said to make one so I’m gonna say what I think they are like probably an only child and their fav food is pasta or something even though pasta is nasty af ok bye

Person: who is it...strangerthings
Other person: an only child that likes pasta

by Deeznuts5657 June 11, 2021