A straight guy (With our without female partner) who likes to occasionally dabble in sexual acts with a gay guy. All actions excluding anal are acceptable if your that way inclined, but if you take it up the stinker your gonna need to tell your girlfriend that you aint going to be appreciating that pussy anymore cause your Gay!
NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
NOTE: Do not confuse this with Bisexual!
Straightgay: Hello Twink, how do you fancy sucking my fat shiny chess piece?
Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?
Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
Twink: Ok, only if you return this favour!?
Straightgay: Sure, but you aint fucking my stinker, I still appreciate my girlfriends pussy!
by Chesspiece February 11, 2010
Get the Straightgay mug.Originally refers to those homosexuals who are so ineffably heteronormative that they act like typical breeders, even though they are a slave to the cock (or the vag). Its use has expanded as a insult for those who differ from the mainstream in an interesting or awesome way, but can't own it or face it.
by backfisch January 10, 2005
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A person whose true sexual orientation is anything other than heterosexual or asexual, and has assimilated to heterosexual cultural norms, mores and folkways. This person may also deal with issues of internalized homophobia.
by DeeYo March 12, 2014
Get the straightwashed mug.a lifestyle practiced ususally by hardcore kids. Fundamentals of Edgeism include the omission of promiscuous sex, drugs, alcohol, and often the omission of eating animals.
by Lynn November 8, 2004
Get the straightedgeism mug.Straightedge was an accidental movement sparked by the hardcore punk band minor threat in the 80's. The movement came from the song "straightedge", which of course should be self explanatory. Of course, it has changed immensely over the years.
Straightedge is considered the basic building blocks for self purification by many people who have claimed straightedge themselves. Vegans for the most part could even consider straightedge as their prime reason for opening their eyes to such horrors observed in human/non human animal relationships. The band earth crisis(a vegan straight edge band from Syracuse, NY) wrote a song called "the discipline". In that song they go on to say "straightedge, the discipline, the key to self liberation". This song soon became an anthem for anyone who wasn't a complete fucking waste of life, and those who decided to reach for enlightenment.
A lot of people in the hardcore scene claim that straightedge has saved their lives, meanwhile a large percentage of edge kids are doing it for fashion or to follow a trend. The most militant of the straightedge movement are said to have shit family lives, thus despising everything associated with getting fucked up. We've seen shit as young kids that most people don't see. The true edge kids/hardcore kids alike turn to hardcore for a way out.
Straightedge is considered the basic building blocks for self purification by many people who have claimed straightedge themselves. Vegans for the most part could even consider straightedge as their prime reason for opening their eyes to such horrors observed in human/non human animal relationships. The band earth crisis(a vegan straight edge band from Syracuse, NY) wrote a song called "the discipline". In that song they go on to say "straightedge, the discipline, the key to self liberation". This song soon became an anthem for anyone who wasn't a complete fucking waste of life, and those who decided to reach for enlightenment.
A lot of people in the hardcore scene claim that straightedge has saved their lives, meanwhile a large percentage of edge kids are doing it for fashion or to follow a trend. The most militant of the straightedge movement are said to have shit family lives, thus despising everything associated with getting fucked up. We've seen shit as young kids that most people don't see. The true edge kids/hardcore kids alike turn to hardcore for a way out.
awesome guy-"yo were getting wasted later, im gunna take advantage of michelle. she used to love me."
bystander-"walks over, and crack awesome guy in the jaw."
"hey, trying to get high nigggaaa?"
"no dude, I claimed straightedge the other day. I'm fucking done with all this shit."
"IM FUCKING TRIPPIN BAWWLZ MAAYNE, I WISH I WUZ STRAIGHTEDGE!"
"hey I kinda like you, but I was scared to talk to you =("
"well duh, you arent even fucking straightedge."
"yo I'm all x'd up, I'm totally ready for this straightedge, beatdown, hardcore, rock-n-roll concert."
"see that bro with the x tat on his face? yeah well I heard he broke edge...thats sick."
bystander-"walks over, and crack awesome guy in the jaw."
"hey, trying to get high nigggaaa?"
"no dude, I claimed straightedge the other day. I'm fucking done with all this shit."
"IM FUCKING TRIPPIN BAWWLZ MAAYNE, I WISH I WUZ STRAIGHTEDGE!"
"hey I kinda like you, but I was scared to talk to you =("
"well duh, you arent even fucking straightedge."
"yo I'm all x'd up, I'm totally ready for this straightedge, beatdown, hardcore, rock-n-roll concert."
"see that bro with the x tat on his face? yeah well I heard he broke edge...thats sick."
by snaggletoothnigga November 27, 2009
Get the straightedge mug.Salvia, in America is a legal hallucinogenic drug, the term "Straight-salvia" spelled as a conjunction "Straightsalvia" or in txt lingo "str8salvia" (verb) refers to someone who is slick, able to break the law without getting caught, sneaky, crafty.
literally "extending ones appendage in a manner that's reminiscent of the infamous salvia plant"
Straight-salvia (adjective) : crazy, on the edge, "out of base", on the brink of illegal activity
literally "extending ones appendage in a manner that's reminiscent of the infamous salvia plant"
Straight-salvia (adjective) : crazy, on the edge, "out of base", on the brink of illegal activity
by Mcflames October 30, 2009
Get the StraightSalvia mug.similar to "gaydar," straightware is a heterosexual person's intuitive sense that allows them to identify fellow straight people; usually more critical to straight men
At the cocktail party, Frank used his straightware to sense that it was "safe" to tell the lesbian joke he heard at work that day.
by Sexy Simian December 8, 2010
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