static

electric charge that is built up .

i rubbed my balls so much last night the static i built up lit my car on fire

by op March 10, 2004

clear static

A band that brings back the 80's with a modern twist. It has very sexy guys.

I just got Clear Static's new album.

Tom Pederson's voice gives me love shivers.

by Opalgranted July 16, 2006

scrotum static

The after effect of scratching your balls near a television antenna.

"Damn that antenna! I just got some mean scrotum static!"

by Anonymous Chipmunk May 26, 2004

statics

A beginning class for most civil and mechanical engineers. 1 of the basic mechanics class in your engineer career. It can be easy or hard depending on who your instructor is.

CEE270 Statics, Prereq: C(not C-) in Physics 170.

by K3D September 19, 2007

A Static Lullaby

Words couldnt even begin to describe the greatness of this band

Me: A Static Lullaby are my favorite band

. . And Dont Forget To Breathe

by Jenny July 17, 2004

Static

Paranoid behavior around police or any other authority.

Don't act static or the fuzz'll stick.

by Allie-swan August 18, 2008

static

To cause tension, or strife during any situation. Typically commited by people who have a bad vibe.

Don't allow your girlfriend to cause static when you're trying to get wasted with your friends.

by boelkstoff August 14, 2003