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i will stab you in the face, repeatedly

A phrase i use when i'm truly pissed and about to snap
"if you don't shutup right now, i will stab you in the face, repeatedly"
by AleisterEPOD March 7, 2009
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Aunt Stabby

That one black sheep member of the family that nobody talks about and never gets invited to family gatherings. May have done time in a mental institution or prison for stabbing someone.
I hope Aunt Stabby doesn't come to the family reunion and cause a scene.
by wolfbait51 April 24, 2011
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Stabile

sta-beel

verb (used without object), stabiled, stabiling
1. to overly procrastinate; delay without reason:

to stabile until an opportunity is lost.
2. to put off action; linger; loiter.

the boy stabiled on his flight confirmation causing the price to increase.

verb (used with object), stabiled, stabiling
3. to put off till another day or time; better deal; defer; delay; to put off to a later time; defer; postpone:

The pilot stabiled the flight until the weather cleared.
4. to impede the process or progress of; retard; hinder:

The dense fog stabiled the plane's landing.

noun
5. the act of stabiling; procrastination; loitering
6. an instance of being stabiled:

There were many stabiles during the train trip
7. the period or amount of time during which something is stabiled:

The ballet performance began after a half-hour of stabile.
Stop stabile-ing all day and pull the trigger on a car payment.
by Playerhater#1 September 29, 2017
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side-stabber

someone who has stabbed in the back like a coward and in the front like a courageous asshole so many times that its hard to tell which one they are
'Cedric is such an ambivalent curio. A pure blooded side-stabber if there ever was one. He secretly screwed me out of $100 last week, then he told his boyfriend that he was having an affair with his mother, then he actually butchered his girlfriend with a dirk from all angles'
by provider44 January 14, 2010
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we stab

an auto corrected version of "we stan"
gaby: look at this
emilio: we stab
gaby: ah yes
by lesbiangoose August 19, 2020
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Nigga stab

Walk up to someone knife concealed, bring knife out stab 'em, walk away like nothin happened.
Black guy: "So I nigga stabbed this cracka last night, and stoled his wallet, he had no idea I was behind him!"
by usgTheDoctor February 4, 2010
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Stabmonton

An affectionate nickname for Edmonton, Alberta, Canada, a city trading places with Winnipeg for Murder Capital of Canada, where approximately 40% of the homicides are caused by stabbings, according to statistics.
Stabmonton mayor Mandel has called for a ban on the sale of "knives large enough to do serious bodily harm" or something similar.
"I'm going to Stabmonton tomorrow, I should bring my Crossbill."

Banning the sale of knives, as with any other weapon, will not stop criminals from getting them and using them. Wake the fuck up.
by Stabber Delatour April 4, 2009
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