Suicide Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while you shit your pants.

The date was going well until Jayson suggested a Suicide Blumpkin.

by MANvsBlumpkin August 26, 2012

suicide putty

Parody of Billy Mays' mighty putty; from the You Tube Poop video YTP Billy Mays Suicide Putty

Hi! Billy Mays here with the new suicide putty! The easy way to kill yourself! Just knead to activate, apply, and die!

by awl1993 July 6, 2010

Suicide Nut

Made famous by rapper Lil Thuympe, Suicide Nut is when you’re beating and you call either your mom or dad and you try to Nut before they arrive
The goat Lil Thuympe used it in a different way. The way he used it was as if someone just walks in unexpectedly.

(Beating Noises) “Mama”
(Mom Walks In) “What the fuck ya dumbass doing”
“Mama I’m sorry, I was just trying to Suicide Nut”
(Mom proceeds to hit son with plate)

by NewYorkMadeGDD September 7, 2019

suicide forest

A place in japan where you can take a nice hike but if you go to far in you will see people that hung themselves. dumb asses like Logan Paul decide to go in that forest for views and money and record dead man. faggot you-tuber Logan Paul will have a definition from me soon

Logan Paul: lets explore suicide forest for views
*finds dead body*
Manager/friends: we should go dude
Logan Paul: hold up let me look at his purple hands

by Choch June 10, 2018

Kermiting Suicide

The act of committing suicide while dressed as, cosplaying and/or roleplaying as Kermit the Frog.

I looked across the street and saw a man Kermiting Suicide

by Yoshi_r1212 July 24, 2016

Suicide Six

It is when you choose the 6 hardest subject at school: Physics, Biology, Chemistry, English, Maths B and Maths C. Called suicide six as it's so hard it makes you want to suicide.

Karmen: What subjects do you do?
Leanne: Oh I do the suicide six
Karmen: WOAH SH*T TOO GOOD!

by chocosonic January 25, 2010

Suicide

Suicide is when someone feels they have no purpose in life. (They try to kill themselves). Sadly, many people are successful. Suicide is usually caused by bullying or self-hatred. (Self-hatred is usually caused by bullying.) People who are suicidal feel like no one is there or no one will listen. And then the kill themselves. :(

Julie committed suicide because she felt like no one was listening.

by Katofdarkness July 12, 2015