Squangella

A woman who secretly had a child with her uncle. Except it isn't so secret they both have the Same big ass ears. Also claims to live in a country side farmhouse while living in a tiny ass apartment in the city. Takes pictures next to her neighbor's truck and pretends it's hers. Hets cheated on frequently.

Damn dude does squangella really think that no one notices that kid looks like her uncle?

Damn dude Jer Jer bear cheated on squangella again.

by Cuuuuuupcakerandall February 3, 2019

Squanch-Mallow

When a Squishmallow stuffed toy is given a sizable opening where a male inserts his sailor into and brutally fucks to completion.

Hey Chad can i borrow your Squanch-Mallow for the weekend?

by NJP777 February 12, 2021

buzz squanch

squanch: To stop, put down, or generally put an end to something.

Buzz squanch: a person who just ruins a good time because they suck.

" God john is such a buzz squanch, whenever he comes around he turns on the lights, throws out the beers, and sends all our good pussy home"

by arock July 21, 2014

squanch

The squanch is the mascot of Tetazoo, a residence hall in East Campus of MIT. It was reportedly created out of a long ago acid trip that went right. It is roughly the shape of a coat hanger, and is always seen holding a single bent flower and a sign proclaiming 'Hackito Ergo Sum'

Person 1: What type of dog did James E. Tetazoo have?

Person 2: It's a squanch!

by MWMWM March 5, 2010

Squanch

A fart so rare and terrifying that it deserves its own name. Often found in confined spaces where its victims can not escape its wrath.

My god, its the squanch. Break out the gas masks.

by thewickedone80 March 6, 2013

Squeance

A squeance is a wet pussy fart

Holy shit I went down on her and she squeanced in my face!

by Donnied747 August 3, 2007

squandermania

Tendency to overspend on frivolous luxuries declared as necessities.

Look out! Seems like she's overcome by a bout of squandermania again.

by Hercolena Oliver May 26, 2008