snuker

the act of coughing to cover ones gaseous eruptions

"*fart* OH, *cough*" - Scott

"Dude was that a snuker?" - Brendan

"Why yes, yes it was." - Scott

by poopelina June 21, 2010

spike-and-spread

the act of lodging all the fingertips, preferably knuckle deep, into an orifice simultaneously, and then spreading the fingers as wide as possible.

"I'm on my period. It feels like Edward Scissorhands is spike-and-spreading my vagina."

Guy 1 - "Dude, that girl was a total freak!"
Guy 2 - "No shit!"
Guy 1 - "Yeah man, she totally let me spike-and-spread her!"

by Deep and Wide September 18, 2013

Ego-spike

A temporary increase in an individuals arrogance, typically showing lack of restraint in restraining one's personal egocentric tendencies. Sometimes consisting of the momentary collapse of the humility of an individual.

Mayci: "Dude. I'm so awesome."
Seth: "Bro, you totally just had an ego-spike."

by iqforu February 27, 2011

busted spokes

A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.

I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.

As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.

by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008

SpikeTV

A television network whose only good shows are reruns of Star Trek: The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. A television network that prides itself on sexism and idiocy.

SpikeTV claims that it is cool because it's letting a monkey run its television network during Super Bowl weekend. That's been done already in the real world - we have a monkey running this country right now, his name is George Bush.

by jesster79 February 2, 2006

snuke

A suitcase nuke designed to fit in a woman's snizz

It appears that terrorists have snuck a snuke up your snizz.

by lordbuffington April 7, 2007

Skuke

Someone from out of town who visits as a tourist and leaves garbage wherever they go. They also think the place they are at belongs to them so they can do whatever they want.

What's that Bobby?
Bobby: Trash, probably left by skukes.

by Angry Tom October 28, 2004