splitsies

1. the act of paying half of something.
2. a shared cost

1. Hey Neil, let's go splitsies on a case of beer.

2. Kate, you still need to pay your splitsies from last weekend.

by Katie McIntyre December 3, 2005

split your wig

To send a projectile, usually from a firearm, at a velocity towards a target's head that results in a fatality.

Bes' not be playin' cauz I'm about to split your wig, bitch.

by Anonymous August 13, 2003

split log

When a chick wearing a g-string or thong shits herself, splitting the log neatly lengthwise.

That chick at the club last night was so drunk she dropped a split log.

by Xeonith August 7, 2014

Rudy Bananas Splits

The headline in all of the major newspapers when Rudy Giuliani defects to Moscow to live next door to Edward Snowden.

I thought I was dreaming when I woke up and read the shocking headline, “Rudy Bananas Splits.”

by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2019

Shin Splints

A pain below your knee from too much running - its a pain in the ass. You get it mostly from Track, and having too much sex. Soon to be classified as an STD.

Coach: There's a difference from injuries and shin splints. Suck it up.
Runner: Fuck you. Injuries - you can't run. Shin splints, you can't run, but you run anyway, until you get an injury.

by Trackdude92 April 2, 2007

Spleet

The collective insect carnage on your windshield and/or front fender normally resulting from extended drive times through rural areas.

I can hardly see the road through the spleet on my windshield!

by vth May 1, 2008

split second

1.) n. Jargon for an almost instant moment of time that often is used to describe a situation that won't take a lengthy amount of time.

2.) adj. Very rapid or accurate.

1.) I'll be downstairs in a split second.

2.) In a split second, Maverick was hit by a car and was killed.

by The White Phantom June 13, 2011