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spaloni

Synonym for Perfection
The greatest, fattest, most beautiful man to ever grace this planet, no actually to ever grace the universe. We should all bow down to him for he is perfection. All hail spaloni.
Spaloni is the best
by Spazloni December 23, 2008
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Splatoon 2

The strongest weapon known to man. Using this will instantly kill its victims, this happens because all the gay player’s gay spreads into the game’s code It multiples it tenfold until it makes everything around it gay.
Idiot: “your dad lesbian.”
Person:*pulls out Nintendo switch*
Idiot: “You’ll kill us both!”
Person: “I know .”
Person: *starts Splatoon 2*
*both start to disintegrate*
by Mr fabulous May 14, 2018
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Slalom Lager

A type of beer that tastes like shit, but it has 9% alcohol content, so you just fucking drink it.
Heineken, Foster's, and High Life are bitch beers. Real men drink Slalom Lager.
by Nick D October 16, 2003
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Dick Slalom

A vagina belonging to a woman with loose morals that has been used so often and so thoroughly by the opposite sex that penises encounter minimal friction upon entry.
Person 1: "Did you hear Sheryl got pounded out again last night?"
Person 2: "Yeah man, that pussy has gotta be looking pretty close to a dick slalom by now."
by RawCocoa August 9, 2013
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Splatoon Manga

The Splatoon Manga was made by Sankichi Hinodeya and is available through the CoroCoro Comic Magazines. It starts of with our protagonist, Goggles. He is stupid and dumb, but makes the comic funny. As it progresses, Goggles and his team are faced with many strong teams, but with the power of friendship and believing in his friends, him and his team make it though. The current Splatoon Manga chapter introduces a new character, Vintage. Vintage is a strong opponent that the makers of the Splatoon Manga haven't gone really in depth with him.
Billy: Hey, have you seen the new chapter for the Splatoon Manga? It's so good!
Bob: What's a Splatoon Manga?
by NyanGaming1243 February 19, 2019
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slaloming

to repeatedly stagger left and right while walking forward as if you're on an invisible slalom course; usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption
"Man, I got so fucking shitfaced last night that I was slaloming the entire 45-minute walk home!"
by CKMeredith October 21, 2011
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splaow

Ayyo, he got splaowed in the grill!

or

I splaowed up my boy.
by chaowdtey July 28, 2003
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