A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.
Two men lay down on a bed and a woman grabs each of their erect poles and works them like she's about to earn a gold medal at the nextwinter games alpine event. (A double hand job.)
We were all drunk at Cindy's the other night and after she went down on Bob she worked on her slalom's with us.
A sexual position where the malepartner is lying flat on the ground, penis erect, and the female is riding the throbbing sausage like a skier, by means of squatting up and down with dildos in each hand.
A dangerous method of driving used in regions where severe winter weather shits up the roads causing enormous potholes that than have to be avoided in an alpine like style. This type of driving usually continues on until construction season,when drivers get to be unhappy about road obstructions in the form of assholes who can't direct traffic.
Yo, the roads were such a mess I was slalom driving all the way to work.
when the body is sore in places that doesn't make any sense but sorta does because you were recently on a slalom ski. And the to put a less exercised body through this is really not the best thing
Crash was complaining of his slalom sore to his buds at work the next day.
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."