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spidernoir

a really hot au version of spidernoir
1: whats spidernoir?

2: hot
by Sa1ntmare March 10, 2023
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Spidergooning

Spidergooning (or Spider gooning) is much like typical gooning, however, it is performed with the addition of another individual. For the duration of the Spidergooning session both persons use their arms and legs (for a sum of 8 limbs, which is where the term originates) to goon.

After the climax, the Spidergooners use the "silk" (sperm) to make web-like patterns on themselves or the surrounding area.
Person 1: Hey, are you down for some Spidergooning later?
Person 2: You needn't even ask! I'm so down.
by Abe_Blud September 20, 2024
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Spidermaning

Verb: To climb upside down like Spiderman - like on a rope or horizontal pipe.
Oh no, he's escaping the building! That mother fucker is Spidermaning his way out, on the overhead pipes!
by RichFran31 January 20, 2024
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spiderlong

Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.
Spider-Man gets bit by a spider with an enormously large penis. He then proceeds to swing around NYC with his dcin riding across the ground shooting semen as webs swinging throw the with his spiderlong type leg.
by Spiderlong December 24, 2024
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Spidermanning

When you brace yourself in a bathroom stall to piss and shit because there is already piss on the seat....
Went to take a shit and some asshole pissed all over the seat so i did the only thing i knew was right so i climbed the stalls to prepare to perform the spidermanning
by Klopsikii June 12, 2025
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