A Keebler elf who's too racist to realize his dreams of becoming a real boy. An idiot who could only get elected in Alabama, and only get appointed by President Trump.
"Did you collude with Russia?"
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
Jeff Sessions: "I don't recall."
"Is your name Jeff Sessions?"
"I don't recall."
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Friend 1: What should we do tonight?
Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.
Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!
Friend 2: Let's see what Spenser is doing.
Friend 1: GREAT IDEA!!!!
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When you go to bed with a stunning blonde and wake up next to fat Bob's granny. It is then that it dawns on you that when purchasing your beer goggles you REALLY should have gone to specsavers.
Guy1: Dang, i swear she at least had legs when we was in the club
Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
Guy2: Yeah....You should have gone to Specsavers.....
by r3dfox January 7, 2008
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Mike's weekly fuck session with his girlfriend is right after he gets back from church.
I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.
We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
I wanted to study in the lounge, but Jim and Kelly were having a fuck session when I got there.
We missed our normal fuck session because she had other plans.
by Noraa Rialb December 17, 2009
Get the fuck session mug.The awesomest demon in all of Feudal Japan and the present day world. He is well known in the Inuyasha manga and anime for being Inuyasha half-brother, being a human-hater, but saving a human child from the clutches of death, possessing the sword of heaven, the Tenseiga, helping in the distuction of Naraku, acctually saving his hated half-brother occasionally, trying to steal Inuyashas sword, the Tetsusaiga, for looking somewhat like he's wearing make-up/ a girl, and for being, by far, the HOOOOOOOTEST Inuyasha character there is.
Sesshy doesn't have a 'natural' love intrest, so fans have taken it apon themselve to give him pairings. Some think SesshomaruxKagura is the best, others SesshomaruxKagome, the father-daughter relationship of SesshomaruxRin that some think will escalate to something more, and the little known and little liked SesshomaruxKikyo.
He is followed around by an annoying toad imp named Jaken and the human girl he saved named Rin.
Sesshy doesn't have a 'natural' love intrest, so fans have taken it apon themselve to give him pairings. Some think SesshomaruxKagura is the best, others SesshomaruxKagome, the father-daughter relationship of SesshomaruxRin that some think will escalate to something more, and the little known and little liked SesshomaruxKikyo.
He is followed around by an annoying toad imp named Jaken and the human girl he saved named Rin.
by Cademon1 July 3, 2011
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by Brett Skipper January 21, 2004
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