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spanglord

When your a pleb with an Afro or have a very small penis
Afro man you are a spanglord!
by Grandpa Snorlax November 17, 2017
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star spangled wrinkle

When you use some sort of sticky substance onto your nutsack, usually semen, and sprinkle some glitter on it.
He dude check it out, Johnny got a star spangled wrinkle for 4th of July!
by Omega Tom Hanks July 4, 2008
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spanakopita

The most delicious concoction to ever be deliciously concocted.
1. "Mmmn, pass me some more spanakopita!"
by Belina Fishstick June 14, 2008
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Star Spangled Banner

This is a form of the Sparkle Shot but with 1 slight difference.

After you blow your load on a girl's face, you throw red, white and blue glitter on the slowly cooling and hardening baby batter.
Hey James, I tried that Sparkle Shot last night and ended up a Star Spangled Banner. I am doing this kindergarten teacher in her classroom right, I get up explode on her face and then tripped fell back onto a small table with red, white and blue glitter on it--it flew through the air and hit her face. She looked so beautiful! I immediately saluted her (being a former marine and all).
by PDRR October 5, 2011
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Star Spangled Banner

Star Spangled Banner

O say, can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming?
Whose broad stripes and bright stars, through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming!
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there:
O say, does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?
by stan21 May 5, 2006
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Spanflanking

Joyriding extranimo with a pile of live trout in your back seat and your rear windows open.

The spanflank count is the percentage of trout that remain in the car at the end of your ride. You want this number to be low.
I took Marl Spanflanking and he nearly pissed himself. We did have a spanflank count of 31 though.
by Roger The Shrubber May 5, 2003
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Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"
by Unika March 10, 2008
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