Soiled Sock

1. A sock used to wipe up semen after, or shoot semen into during male masturbation.

2. Reference to one that has an unclean, fecally soiled anal region.

1. Stan is a chronic wanker a s he always impresses his friends by showing them how his soiled sock is so stiff that it can stand up on its own.

2. Carl picked up a prostitute for some anal sex but had to settle for a handy when her smell revealed she had a soiled sock and he wasn't about to poke that hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 4, 2016

Sold The Bread

When someone accidentally/intentionally does something wrong, resulting in a negative outcome.

"Bro! You got 40% on your test? You could have aced it, you sold the bread!"

by snapbeasty May 10, 2021

Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast

1) The chant of the infamous "Sled Gang", this phrase is frequently used before severely injuring oneself, and ultimately ending up as an unforgettable meme that will forever float around the internet.

2) A phrase used by autistic teenage gypsy's who have given up on life and come to terms with the fact that they will never amount to anything. A clear indicator of a degenerative Disease

1) Dan the Meme Man: "Hey it's Dan the Meme Man. You know, you only live once, so Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast.
Mall Security: " If you go down this escalator, I will call the police on you"
Dan the Meme Man: *Sleds down the escalator anyway, not giving a single fuck*
Fellow Sled Gang Member: "Dan go run!!! Sled Gang! Sled Gang! Sled Gang!"

2) John: "Hey Michael, I heard you were the only one in our grade who didn't get into college. I'm sorry bro."
Michael: "It's alright bruh, I'm just gonna Eat Ass, Smoke Grass and Sled Fast."
John: "Oh no, it's retarded."

by Tangi Boi December 5, 2017

Soldieritis

When one becomes sick with a "I don't give a fuck attitude." This usually occurs after someone has been tried one too many times or has become extremely intoxicated. This syndrome usually begins in the left calf and quickly spreads throughout the body. This term was invented in Florida during the Master P era. Master P was always talking about his soldiers and when the question arrose after a long night of drinking "How does one become a soldier." Getting infected with soldieritis of course!

Oh shit, Rob's got soldieritis again.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Soldier Main

A player in TF2 who spends the most time playing Soldier. Most are very confident in their abilities to perform adequately and lead their team to victory.

Guy 1: Hey man, did you see that Soldier main yesterday?
Guy 2: Yeah! He was nuts! He topped the scoreboard three times!

by M B September 4, 2019

wounded soldier

Any beer at a party than has been abandoned by it's owner.

Dale was holding back the vomit after killing off the wounded soldiers left over from his "don't ask, don't tell" party.

by A-row May 27, 2003

winter soldier

(noun) A person, especially a member of a political party or a military organization, who is hardcore, who endures during hard times. The opposite of "summer soldier", a phrase used by Thomas Paine to denote (and mock) men who signed up for the Revolutionary War and then quit when the going got tough.

"Most of that outfit quit, but the winter soldiers are still hanging on."

by anarcissie May 21, 2008