Sifting

"Sifting"

The act of being a 'social butterfly' at a party. Only you float from Girl to Girl, hitting on all of them.

Look at Jim, Sifting about... What a Pillock.

by DJBenj August 5, 2010

Softeners

Saggy tits that are so soft and have lost all perkiness

So you hooked up with Jessica last night... Were her tits sweet little handfuls or old lady softeners?

by Joe876543 August 29, 2013

Smashing Softies

A competition between two guys who are standing, have their pants down, and their penis' touching. The first one to get an erection loses.

I'm the king of smashing softies.
You think that, but no one really wins at that game.

by nedryerson November 9, 2010

softie

1. A spongebob like person who is soft and a momma's boy

2. Sensitive person who gets butthurt/ sad easily

1. Josh is such a softie, all he does is talk but won't do anything

2. Bobby is butthurt again he can't take a joke, what a softie.

by jumpboy23 November 21, 2015

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

Sifting Shaft

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009

softied

to be softied to be insulted beyond reply

paul is not happy after being softied by his wive paula deanos mum.

barbara was delghted as she softies paul

by cLEWLOW August 28, 2006