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Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.

deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich

deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.

Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.

Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.

If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.

I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.

You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
deansteak by ninetynine99 December 23, 2012
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deans danos deano Deanis Deanus Danosaur Deagostino deanism Deanod Deanster
A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.

Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
Deano popped open another bottle of prosecco after securing another car deal.

"Deano my son, five more of those and we'll be going to shagaluf!"
Deano by DeanosandDentures February 7, 2019
sexy boy, beautiful man, danosan2trappy, ofb fanboy
danosan is so fat and sexy, hes so pretty
danosan by paramanantham September 14, 2020

Danosaur 

' Danosaur ' is a term for British youtuber Daniel Howell commonly known as Dan or danisnotonfire's subscribers. Dan's subscribers can also be identifyed as the ' Llama Army ' but he says " I prefer the term danosaur, because army implies i'm going to make you do stuff "
Person 1: Do you like danisnotonfire?
Person 2: Yeah! I'm a danosaur.

Danosaur 

A person who watches, and enjoys the youtuber, danisnotonfire. A young british fellow who is quite hilarious and not too hard on the eyes.
Annie: Oh my God, danisnotonfire uploaded a new video!
Allie: Really?! Let's go watch it!!!
Annie: Yes, let's. We are SUCH Danosaurs!
Allie: Agreed!
Danosaur by luuuuuuuucy. November 7, 2010
Deanus is a Latin aphorism usually translated as "small" or "unsightly". Deanus has evolved in the English language to also include anything that is cheap and/or nasty.

Deanus has been adopted by numerous languages examples below:
English - Dean
Greek - Deanusopolos
Fijian- Dee-ni Wee-ni
Italian - Dinus
Hindi - Deanus Sutra
Korean - Dean Jong Small
Norwegian - Djornus Smallus
Australian Aboriginal - Deanusamooloowooloo
Polish – Dupa
Oh my god! I just saw that guy naked and he is such a deanus.

Dude, stop being such a deanus.

Captain, we are now approaching the Planet Deanus.
Deanus by Dumkopf July 5, 2016