Alchemical cooking process that turns a pan-fried steak into deansteakpork resembling roasted pork; or, deansteaktuna resembling Ahi tuna – depending on the pre-cooking preparation and actual cooking process used.
deansteakpork: preparation requires over-aged freezer burn, too high heat and overcooking on a cast iron frying pan to achieve a weak, brown sear with a thick grey band and a dry, pink interior resembling a parched pork chop or Neapolitan ice cream sandwich
deansteaktuna: prepared at low oven temperature for too short of time followed by too short of time in extremely hot cast iron griddle pan; brown exterior with blackened crosshatch grill markings and thick, overcooked band with cool, raw, pink interior with veins of uncooked white fat running throughout
There's no easy way to say this but that deansteak looks awful. I wouldn't pay a wooden nickel for it.
Whoa, that deansteak is probably the worst steak ever. 2/6 never forget.
Looks like you didn't completely defrost before cooking to get that deansteak.
If your steak looks more like a pork chop than a steak, something went wrong and you have a deansteakpork.
I will never be able to un-see this deansteaktuna.
You are an alchemist! First your steak looked like roasted pork and now, seared Ahi tuna! What will you turn your next steak into?
A loud, outgoing metrosexual man between 20 and 30 commonly seen with short back and sides hairstyle, fitted blazer, financed Range Rover, new build house, and tracksuit-wearing tanorexic trophy wife.
The Deano's natural environment is within a Car Dealership, where he wins over customers with artificially whitened teeth.
Unfortunately lacking in mental faculties, Deanos congregate in newly built suburban areas with other Deanos for safety, as they lack the means of moving up into a higher-paying profession and neighbourhood.
' Danosaur ' is a term for British youtuber Daniel Howell commonly known as Dan or danisnotonfire's subscribers. Dan's subscribers can also be identifyed as the ' Llama Army ' but he says " I prefer the term danosaur, because army implies i'm going to make you do stuff "
Deanus is a Latin aphorism usually translated as "small" or "unsightly". Deanus has evolved in the English language to also include anything that is cheap and/or nasty.
Deanus has been adopted by numerous languages examples below:
English - Dean
Greek - Deanusopolos
Fijian- Dee-ni Wee-ni
Italian - Dinus
Hindi - Deanus Sutra
Korean - Dean Jong Small
Norwegian - Djornus Smallus
Australian Aboriginal - Deanusamooloowooloo
Polish – Dupa
Oh my god! I just saw that guy naked and he is such a deanus.