Urine soaked cock

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

by Andi June 10, 2006

Sharked

To have something stolen or taken from you.

1. She just sharked my beer.

2. He sharked my girl!

by BeEazzzy July 12, 2009

Sharked

The act of getting taken advantage by a girl. A very serious and problematic occurrence when a girl uses your currently intoxicated or just manly mind to take advantage of you sexually.

GT was weak and got sharked last night. Sucks to suck.

by Fenam March 28, 2010

Sharked Up

A state of being really angry about something

Whoa, did you see that guy after you pissed on his face- he was getting really sharked up.

by Celeste February 28, 2005

Soaked Otter

When the inside of a womans foxhole becomes so wet it resembles a wet soaky otter!!

Soaked Otter

by Big Sammmm May 29, 2010

Sparked on

To get shot

Trey keep talkin shit and you gonna get sparked on

by blackhamer March 28, 2016

sarked up

When someone is in a mode of being sarcastic/passive-aggressive.

Royston got repeatedly verbally abused so he sarked up.

by TotallyNotRoyston October 27, 2019