one-legged skydiver

when one, after being unsatisfied after sex, breaks the leg of his partner while she is in a vulnerable "position" and pushes her off the bed.

Tyler:Dude what happened to that chick at the gym you were talking to...she broke her leg
Drew:We hooked up last night and I gave her the one-legged skydiver

by Boom City! January 28, 2009

Skydive into a field of corn without a parachute

the act of smoking marijuana

"Dude, I just got a new van. Lets go for a cruise and skydive into a field of corn without a parachute to break this thing in"

by Jimmy D and the Nuggets December 24, 2007

Skydiving

The term adults use when they don’t want to seem immature for playing Fortnite.

Alright, well add me so we can going skydiving.

by Tyross10 August 10, 2018

Culinary Skydiving

Taking extreme chances when cooking with and/or eating food made by a kRaZy, yet top-notch chef. Usually the chef is hitting the upper limits of what is possible in modern or ancient cuisine.

Hey, chef Tony has something special for you. It's fermented, salted raw pork, that he puts in a jar and keeps on the shelf, unrefrigerated, for at least 1 year. It was pretty scary to think I was about to eat unrefrigerated, 1 year old raw pork, but it turned out to be fantastic... try it.

Tony's got some old raw pork, wanna do some Culinary Skydiving?

by tonebone August 12, 2012

Skydiving

Some would say it's insane... but for the people that aren't boring and dull.. well, we would define the act of jumping out of a perfectly good airplane at approx. 13,000 ft. just because the doors open to be quite stellar... unless, of course, you happen to have a faulty parachute..(then it goes without saying how that day just took a turn for the worse)

The time I went skydiving I was sober.. being responsible and all
Next time I go, I'm going to be stoned as f**k... well simply because I can't think of a reason not too!!

Besides, being freaking awesome and doing something totally gnarly is on my to-do list for the near future... it's been too long.

by OklahomaAmazon81 January 23, 2019

Skydiver

when ur skool bans the word "skibity" so you have to use this instead

Hey bro did you brainrot when you watched that skydiver gyat sigma Ohio rizz?
*starts talking gen alpha gibberish*

by rest-stop-999 April 18, 2024

Skydivers mouth

Fanny like a......

Had a fanny like a skydivers mouth

by Rory Grue December 30, 2022