simp

v. to obsess over a person or a thing, especially a celebrity or romantic interest
n. one who overtly and often shamefully obsesses over someone

"Yunley was simping over Shrimasimpa to the point where he let thousands of people die for her, even though her death could have saved them all."

"Kylie was a simp for Justin Bieber and spent all of her money on his merchandise."

by eyelidlash August 9, 2021

simp

chase holland is a fucking simp

chase holland is a simp.

by u fr thought cuh January 10, 2020

simp

a person (most times a boy) who chases after their crush or a random person and gets friend zoned :(

bro, why are you being a simp towards sophie

idk, i just really like her and i can’t stop thinking about her

wow, you are going full on simp

by why_dont_we_limelight March 22, 2020

simp

1. someone (usually a guy) seen as too attentive or submissive towards women.

2. a male who worships any and every woman within six feet.

3. those named “kenji” are the biggest simps

kenji, stop fucking simping for momo and making excuses for it. ❤️

by the biggest chad in existence September 1, 2020

simp

army

your are a simp

by an Army's little brother September 2, 2021

simp

I have this friend.
He had an offer from oxford computer science.
And turned the offer down for a girl.
Who he was not in a relationship with.
A few weeks after his decision she turned him down and started dating another guy.
So he went to unimelb.
And when he heard that she broke up with the guy.
Dropped out of unimelb to go back to Adelaide.
Only to be rejected again.

My friend is a simp, he turned down oxford for a girl. HAHHAHHAHA

by LeNing July 4, 2023

simp

bodie

Hey is that a simp???
No thats just bodie.

by JORDY BODIES BROTHER April 10, 2020