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Sheen Machine

Current Celebrity Cocktail, yes we'll call it a cocktail. Invented by a couple of bored drunks on an all day binge in Bangor Co.Down. There was many drafts but this is the one more suitable for human consumption. Made with one shot of Jagermiester, one shot of Goldshlagger, one shot of Dark Rum and a full shot of espresso, add one brown sugar or slice of lime (depending on taste) and down it in one, whilst its still warm (red bull can also be added for the hardcore, but it smells a little like vomit then).
After 4 or 5 of these badboys in a row, you start talking gibberish and screaming about trolls. Loss of clothing is not uncommon. For best results continue normal drinking before and after "Sheening" it. Guaranteed to fuck you up at the time and the next day with a vengance!
*Warning, it does as it says on the tin. You will suffer a complete mental and financial breakdown after.*
I just ran too the shop and couldnt stop, ran through 4 shelves and killed a man, mustve been those Sheen Machines
by Valhalla Awaits April 25, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

A drug that can only be consumed by Charlie Sheen himself. It is unavailable because of the damage it will do to you. It has face melting power and can cause death.
"I am on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body" -Charlie Sheen
by sportsfan101990 March 15, 2011
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sheeno

a person with blue or green eyes.

this is a word from Pashto(Pakistan's regional language spoken in the N.W.F.P Province).
hey sheeno, come here.
by KhanKhattak October 31, 2009
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Snarly sheen

To do massive amounts of coke
I snarled so much blow last night they call me snarly sheen
by Snarly bah November 30, 2011
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Charlie Sheen

Legendary party animal. Gets the best drugs, booze, and porn whores money can buy. The hardest fucking partyer since Rick James, may he rest in peace (See, that shit'll catch up with you!)

Oh, also star of one of the highest rated tv shows, Two and a Half Men, and he made some halfway decent movies in the 80's.
Dude, I got my 8 ball and I'm meeting up with Buffy and Cindy tonight. I'm ready to get my Charlie Sheen on!
by Cagedape February 25, 2011
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afro sheen

a hair care product to help keeps one's afro looking shiny, healthy, and fashionable. usually applied after showering
"james, what the heck are you spraying on your fro?"
"afro sheen, duh, i gots to represent"
by cpt bizarro December 3, 2007
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sheenin

Adverb

to womanize to live wildly and recklessly to take cocaine.

example: See a certain Charlie "Sheen"
I was sheenin last night with these ladies i met at the club it was a great time.
by manifestjoe January 23, 2008
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