Shmongled

Absolutely toasted out of your mind, zonked even. Too baked too even comprehend what you’re doing or keep a thought process, you’re gonna seem pretty tired or just very dazed in this state, pretty chonged up if you will.

Did you smoke yesterday?
Yeah dude I was shmongled at Taco Bell.

by XwasteoidX September 2, 2020

shwambledort

cool way of saying someone is a moron

dude ngl youre kind of a shwambledort

by The cum swishler March 4, 2022

Scangled

A combination of the words "Scattered" and "Mangled". Generally something felt after day 3 - 4 of a bender. It can be described as feeling like the last few of your brain cells are scattered across the multiverse. Whilst your body is so mangled that manual breathing becomes a necessity.

Mate 1: How are you feeling my guy?
Mate 2: Scangled.

by Rum & Raisin July 20, 2022

Schpangled

When you’re in between drunk and totally fucked up. The moment when you’re drunk and high right before the room starts spinning. You metaphorically feel like the inside of a stomach.

Leroy: Bruh I just drank this casamigos while I’m high and this shit got me schpangled!

T-Bone: Yeah son you schpangled af. That shit got you tripping lmao.

by Good_Lord_He’s_Schpangled July 7, 2023

Collie Shangles

A Victorian slang term meaning quarrels or arguments. It was referenced in Queen Victoria's journal 'More Leaves' in 1884.

More Leaves : “At five minutes to eleven rode off with Beatrice, good Sharp going with us, and having occasional collie shangles (a Scottish word for quarrels or rows, but taken from fights between dogs) with collies when we came near cottages.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Schmangled

A term originating within the "Spademan Vocabulary" of Ontario, Canada.

-It refers to any person that has consumed too much alcohol

-Should be used by excessive beer drinkers

Oh man, last night I got so schmangled I lost my pants!!!

by spadeinator July 20, 2010

shmangle

South African term describing the feeling of being wasted on narcotics, particularly Ecstacy.

I double-dropped party-smarties about an hour ago, and just schnarffed a bullet. I'm so f*ckin' shmangled!

by Icewind March 1, 2005