shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

schuster

To hit an empty bowl and still be able to get a huge rip off of it. Especially true if done multiple times in succession.

Dude, how'd you schuster that? The bowl's been empty for three days!

by deeteeenn July 7, 2010

Shutterbug

A photographer or someone who likes taking pictures.

"Now party people in the club it's time to cut a rug and throw the deuce up in the sky just for all the shutterbugs." -Big Boi of Outkast

by pheNyx May 2, 2010

Ryan Schuster

The king of gingers.

No ginger is as great as he.

"That Ginger kid just isn't a Ryan Schuster"

by Schuster69 February 11, 2010

The Cold Shudter

Text message version of giving someone the cold shoulder:

When someone ignores a text message (or group of text messages) by quickly swiping the message away, and off the smartphone screen causing a "shutter effect" that you see used with pictures and videos.

Boy "She is definitely giving me the cold shudter, I bet she hasn't even read any of my messages!"

Girl "Omg, look how annoying he is with all these text messages. Delete, delete, delete" As she swipes away and deletes all of the messages without acknowledging them.

by Disqualifier May 3, 2014

pork shutters

Larger than normal inner and outer pussy lips.

So large that they appear to flap in the wind thus "pork shutters"

by Freakyduet June 11, 2006

Throwing Back The Shutters

To pull apart the vaginal lips and perform oral sex.

Buford: What's going on Braaa? Have you met that new chick in the apartment next door?

Ralph: Oh yea Braaa. I met her and then some.

Burford: What Braaa?
Ralph: She invited me in for a visit and before you new it, I was throwing back the shutters!

Burford: Sweeet! How was she?
Ralph: Them was some good eats Braaaa!

by Eaton Holgoode July 2, 2009