Generally a request for sexual gratification but can also be used as a rebuttal when someone is pissing you off
Last night the Thornwood temptress took her t-shirt and hoodie off and exposed her tits at the window. I was like 'showzit ya cow!'
My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!
My boss Ags said 'U better get the work done', i just ignored her and thought 'showzit ya cow!
by Will Young July 2, 2004
Get the Showzit ya cow! mug.Someone who outwardly appears to be charitable, decent and successful but is actually just keeping up a mendacious ‘show’.
In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.
Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.
We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.
In order to function in the wider world, a Showmaster will try to constantly emanate such qualities as kindness, honesty and generosity whilst concealing the dishonesty, avarice and selfishness which defines their true self.
Showmasters should not be confused with simple liars. The duplicitous nature of the Showmaster’s existence requires great bravado and intricate planning. The effort that goes into maintaining their web of deceit should not be underestimated.
We all know a Showmaster or two but spotting them can be very difficult.
by cardman December 9, 2008
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Zealand: "What is Kiwi doing? He should not be harassing strangers and begging for women!"
Melon: "Holy crikey I think Kiwi just went shotza!"
Melon: "Holy crikey I think Kiwi just went shotza!"
by Shotza Jakis Crikey November 10, 2019
Get the Shotza mug.As a growing teen, you would typically wank and shower after, killing two birds with one stone, keeping clean while flushing down the little spermies. Instead of telling the boys you gotta wank and shower before the game, you just tell them, you gotta showank.
by JacksonHeng May 30, 2021
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by doiwannaknow? May 24, 2023
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Kids show,
Oh good lord its the kids show.
Kids show,
Kids show,
Change the channel for kids.....
Kids show,
Oh good lord its the kids show.
Kids show,
Kids show,
Change the channel for kids.....
by kowatternathumathatten April 29, 2005
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When two people arent really romanticly involved with eachother but still flirt that turns into a cuddlemance with one another that turns into love
an under that radar shomance that is a nomance showmance
When two people arent really romanticly involved with eachother but still flirt that turns into a cuddlemance with one another that turns into love
an under that radar shomance that is a nomance showmance
by smelligleek March 29, 2013
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