Showerbating

Mastorbating in the shower

Person one. I'm gonna shower
Person 2 don't be showerbating

by Francesca Marie April 24, 2016

Showerbath

The act of taking a shower and a bath at the same time, by plugging the drain of the bath, sitting down, and turning the shower on. Typically used by the elderly and lazy fatasses, as both cannot stand long enough to take a proper shower.

Jesse was an overweight child that took showerbaths.

by daddylongballs June 25, 2020

Showerbait

When you get in the shower, lay down, and begin masturbating. Once the sexual climax is reached, the water mixes with the semen, and creates a gelatinous, which is also known as Cum Jello.

Son: Dad, can I have jello for lunch?
Father: Sure thing son! I’ll go showerbait real quick!

by Tom Cream January 9, 2022

Showerless

An adjective used to describe one who has no life, no partner, job, etc. Popularly used among gamers, especially the hit game apex legends.

"Ayo this guy has 750 days in overwatch!! He's showerless."

by Showerless guy February 26, 2024