scum shovel

Public transport used extensivly by the under-privileged

The number 12 (Torry to Northfield) bus in Aberdeen

by Patrick Ewen November 17, 2004

Shovelate

to beat into submission with a common, gardening shovel

Dude, I didn't know it was your sister
Get off my lawn before I shovelate you
He means it! He's got a shovel!

by Rand December 28, 2003

shovel snow off the moon

To snort cocaine off of someone's ass. Unless otherwise stated, its usually assumed that the ass belongs to a hooker.

Jimmy wants to go to vegas for his birthday and shovel snow off the moon.

by Matty O December 25, 2007

shoveling white

v. Clearing snow off the skatepark or, by extension, other surfaces such as sidewalks and stairways.

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Dude! It's blizzardy! Looks like we'll be shoveling white tomorrow.

"Blizzardy"? Do you ever speak proper English?

by gnostic 1 February 1, 2013

The Shoelace Effect

When things go wrong, they will be right again - all loose ends will be tied up.

"Hey, yesterday everything seemed to go wrong but today, everything that went to shit is good again! Weird."
"Yeah, that's the shoelace effect."

by Phorx May 31, 2015

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

Shovel Bum

This is the opposite of a bubble bum, a woman with a flat and elongated posterior that looks as if it's been flattened with the slap of a shovel.

Her tight trousers were saggy because of her shovel bum

by Maghera April 23, 2020