A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007
Get the shmohog mug.An onomatopoeic amalgamation of the word 'boiling' and the Yiddish word 'shvitz'. An adjective used to describe a state of sticky and uncomfortable heat.
"Alex it's shmoiling outside!" exclaimed Benny.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
"I know, I feel like going to sit inside the freezer" concurred Alex.
by isabella jaunita lopez September 28, 2010
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shmow • shmower • shmow come • shmow shmob • shmowbla • Shmowen • shmowned • Shmowzer • Shmowzow • blue-footed shmowlguin
Noun.
A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
A female specific word for Shmoe.
A term of friendly endearment.
A playful insult.
Pronounced Shh-moe-et
Phone call:
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
A: Hello?
B: Hey hun, pass the phone to the Shmoette please?
A: Shmoette! Phone!
C: 'Sup Shmoe?
by Aiden Jennings September 8, 2006
Get the shmoette mug.A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.
person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
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however, it generally is used when something is really cute or in the place of a sigh.
however, it generally is used when something is really cute or in the place of a sigh.
(boy and girl are talking)
(awkward pause)
girl: shmowbla...
guy: what?
girl: laughs
(conversation continues)
(awkward pause)
girl: shmowbla...
guy: what?
girl: laughs
(conversation continues)
by laadedaa May 25, 2009
Get the shmowbla mug.Shmoisht- Something that is amazing or brilliant. A word that describes all the best moments of your life in one action. A better word than moist
by Pen15land September 18, 2014
Get the Shmoisht mug.1. An expression of amazement when someone with the word "shao" as part of their name does something outside the box, solves a complicated problem or produces content that induces varying degrees of awe, etc.
2. A title to call someone OP (overpowered) in their everyday lives with the word "shao" as part of their name
3. Something to call your manager who has "shao" as part of their name when you want to annoy them
2. A title to call someone OP (overpowered) in their everyday lives with the word "shao" as part of their name
3. Something to call your manager who has "shao" as part of their name when you want to annoy them
Shao: Hey, look I solved the problem no one else could figure out.
You: Shaowow!
Shao: Yesterday I plotted and produced graphs that track pandemic response across 60 countries.
You: No wonder we call you Shaowow.
You: Shaowow!
Shao: Yesterday I plotted and produced graphs that track pandemic response across 60 countries.
You: No wonder we call you Shaowow.
by yewehcks July 30, 2021
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