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Shmoid

A shmoid is that one guy who just ruins everything for everyone. A complete headass, if you will, that doesn’t know how to act or function like a normal human being.
A shmoid is that one guy who people heavily insist on not inviting anywhere, but of course still shows up, gets obliterated, and either pisses himself and tries to start a fight with a shrub or gets drunk enough to have the confidence to hijack the aux only to post 4 minutes of him lipsynching to 21 savage on Snapchat.
Shmoids generally give off a pungent odor, and even when they do practice personal hygiene, their personality still smells like a burning landfill mixed with fart juice because that’s how bad they suck.
Shmoids are just the worst. There’s hope for some of them, but others are too far gone.
person A: I heard Johnny has a furry alter ego named Pancakes.
person B: Jesus. What a shmoid.

person A: Ew, did you see Joe’s Snapchat story? It’s just 5 minutes of him lipsynching to Gods Plan.
person B: yikes. He’s such a shmoid.
by yikers2000 December 1, 2018
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Shmoid

An absolute complete fucking eejit with a prominent nose and a face like a smashed crab
He's such a Shmoid
by DanQuaid_69r December 8, 2017
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Shmoigel

1. A basket of green fruit, but not pears, as pears are forbidden
2. A small, slightly annoying human who enjoys the pleasures of Minecraft and stale jokes
Hey, have a shmoigel on the house!

Oi you, shut up you shmoigel
by Jeff shreeves June 10, 2017
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Shmode

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.
Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.
by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019
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Shmoigle

A basket of green coloured fruit except for pears (they are forbidden) that you give to the eldest Jewish son on his birthday
I gave a shmoigle to my Jewish neighbour for their birthday
by ILovePinappleJuice69 August 29, 2019
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shmodobbler

A Person that holds too many farts in to the point of exhaustion and sickness
I hate shmodobblers they can’t let it rip.
by —“The Dragon Slayer”— February 2, 2023
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Shmood

When you are describing something that you can really relate to so it’s a big mood basically.
*posts a picture of meme*

me: this is my shmood
maya is my shmood
by anonymity101 May 13, 2018
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