Shmoofed

Drunk, intoxicated, tired, exhausted

What an awesome party.. I got absolutely shmoofed.

by Leroylogs July 1, 2016

Shmorgalorf

When you say “no cap” at the same time as your drunk best friend

Me and Joe were six shots down and then we did a shmorgalorf and shit went down

by muffin tin November 5, 2019

Shmoofle

gay retard

hey see that guy over there, what a fuckin Shmoofle

by Shmoofle March 25, 2020

shmorat

When someone is so much of a shmog and also a rat, they become a shmorat.

"Kevin is a shmorat, he watches hentai"

by lilcrizzy November 21, 2021

Shmorgu

A creature of old colonial American legend said to resemble that of a gnome-like being. These beings were allegedly of malicious intent and would torture humans.

You can't seriously think that a Shmorgu could be real!?

by SunokrA May 25, 2023

Shmorgu

An evil gnome-like creature known to come to people in dreams to terrorize them and cause global panic.

BRO I JUST SAW THE SHMORGU IN MY DREAM

by MeezerOfficial June 3, 2023

shmorkinshtaff

A place where one would find themselves on if they were heavily under the influence of a substance that would alter normal bodily function (for example, marijuana, alcohol, etc.)

"hey, are you even on planet earth right now?"
"nah dude.. I'm on planet shmorkinshtaff."

by /molly/ August 12, 2009