slinker

to creep away without anyone noticing.

He slinkered from his room, to the kitchen, to the restroom.

by timothytj1 June 6, 2016

slinker

n: a person who slowly blinks. Synonymous to a sleeping person aka a slinker.

When a person starts to slowly blink - they become a slinker.

Sometimes may be used in a derogatory sence when a person sleeps too much.

Erika, you are such a slinker - I can't believe you've slinked all day yesterday.

by Vitali April 30, 2006

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

Shrinker

An individual that has aged to the point that they are no longer growing, but in fact shrinking.

My 90 year old neighbor is a shrinker. My parents are shrinkers.

by Cyanna February 4, 2010

Boner shrinker

When you're really excited about something that is gonna happen and someone else says something negative to ruin your excitement.

Tom " o man Zack! I can't wait to see my girlfriend tonight!
Zack " yeah bro.. too bad she died today and you didn't hear about it until just now!
O BURN!!!!!!!!! That's a real Boner shrinker huh? Wow..Heh I'm so glad MY girlfriend is still alive and not dead like yours"

by itsallhood88 March 10, 2009

[shlinked]

To spit something unnatural out of your mouth.

I just shlinked my gum on the ground.

by Joshua Copple and Kevin Chau February 4, 2009

shpinkers

Noun. (pronounced Shh-pink-ers

1) A word that has been deciphered by a Jewish philosopher that just so happen to be shorts.

Friend 1: Dude so I went into the bathroom and pulled down my shpinkers and that shit smelled immediately!

Friend 2: Sounds like a good shit!

by Kings of Shpinker July 30, 2009