Shlinked

When someone puts a bitch into the position of a slinky and pushes that mother fucker down the stairs

Bro I just shlinked that chik

by Extremis- May 9, 2022

Shlink

V. To pass or to give

V. To go to a place

I’m gunna shlink over to your house and shlink your snacklebox.

by Snacklebox April 24, 2023

shlingadingdong

a long word for penis

wow hes got a small shlingadingdong

by Nick November 10, 2003

Shrinkage

When ur penis shrinks during a cold pool

John just got out of the chilling pool, John has shrinkage

by The factuals April 7, 2019

Surf shrinkage

When penis and ball sack are Shrenken up by the coldness of the water and tightness of the suit

My dick is huge even with surf shrinkage

by Shaun tompsonSon July 4, 2009

shlink

1) A shitty URL link. A URL link that takes you nowhere are somewhere you did not want to go.

I followed a link from Google News to Informationweek.com but it didn't take me to the article. It took me to the root of their page so I had to hunt down the article again. Then their javascript prevented my back button from returning to Google. I had to mash it to escape their page. It was fucking shlink.

by iateyourcat February 4, 2012

shrinkage

When the male penis get really small and shrinks in size because that dumbass is walkin in the freezing temperature, freezing his ass off. He should at least wear some layers if thats gonna happen everytime hes fuckin cold. No bitch wants to go near a fuckin penis thats had shrinkage!!!

Patrick should wear some damn pants if his penis is gonna get that small uz ain't nobody sleepin with that thing tonight!!

by Fuckhead April 24, 2003