Shitstick

A stick used to stir or fling shit.

A non-gendered, non-specific pronoun which is also interchangeable with any noun.

1) I don't like Bob, he's a shitstick.
2) I was drunk last night and Shitstick walked me home.

by HateMan01 & AllCaffeine March 7, 2009

Mormon/LDS stitistics

everyone seems to be getting them wrong so here the record straight. these are the statictics as of apiral 2011

Worldwide Church Statistics

Membership 14,131,467

Missions 340

Missionaries 52,483

Missionary Training Centers 15

Temples (current 2011 number) 134

Congregations 28,660

Universities and Colleges 4

Seminary Students Enrollment 369,373

Institute Students Enrollment 348,111

Family History Centers 4,648

Countries with Family History Centers 127

Countries Receiving Humanitarian Aid Since 1985 178

Value of Humanitarian Assistance Since 1985 $1.3 Billions

Welfare Service Missionaries
(Including Humanitarian Service Missionaries) 8,583

Languages Church Materials Available 166

LDS Worldwide Statistics (Selected Countries):

Country Percent LDS Country Number of LDS

Tonga 46.0% USA 5,503,192

Samoa 36.0% Mexico 980,053

American Samoa 24.1% Brazil 897,091

Niue 12.0% Chile 534,754

Kiribati 10.7% Philippines 537,014

Tahiti 7.8% Peru 402,230

Cook Islands 8.3% Argentina 339,929

Marshall Islands 7.0% United Kingdom 180,095

Chile 3.3% Guatemala 196,777

Palau 2.1% Canada 166,442

USA 1.9%

Uruguay 2.5%

New Zealand 2.35%

Guatemala 1.34%

Honduras 1.6%

Bolivia 1.6%

Ecuador 1.2%

Peru 1.4%

Belize 1.0%

so yeah hope this clears some of the air that most LDS do not live in Utah.

Mormon/LDS stitistics

by rinnua July 5, 2011

shititties

When a girl receives a cleaveland steamer

Blaqk gave me a cleaveland steamer last night rofl i totally had shititties.

by Blaqk May 6, 2009

shitstick whistler

Derogatory term for a gay man, or an insult implying homosexualility.

Suggests fellatio on a penis that has been used for anal intercourse.

Look at those shitstick whistlers holding hands.

by droopy dogg May 1, 2009

Shitstick

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

by jheremy December 19, 2008

Shitstick

A tall or thin person that is devoid of any personality.

John: "Jimmy is such a shitstick!"
Frank: "I know, why would he shove a stick up his ass?"

by Pixelasia December 11, 2018