Shitblaster

When you launch feces at speeds of over 87 MPH from your rectum.

This is a known side-effect of having Taco Bell induced with 3 or more laxatives.

"Dude.. I turned into a complete shitblaster last night, I think I drowned someone.."

by grandmafetish June 26, 2015

Diarrhea Shitblast

V. The act of defecating and projectile-voiding bowels with an immense propulsion of a viscous, questionable liquid substance from the anus. Generally results in someone else getting hit with it.

Nurse, my grandfather diarrhea shitblasted me. Can you go clean him up?

by WINH4X August 3, 2019

Shitfelaphant

(noun) A cross between a Tigermonkey and a Spiderphant. It likes to shit a lot. A FUCKING LOT!

"Hey Horhey, look how much that Shitfelaphant shits!

by leggiopatriot April 25, 2009

Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

Shitslapped

The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).

Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"

by [e-mail] October 21, 2009

Shitflushrush

The process in which you are in a public area and don't want to make it obvious you're taking a shit, so you shit really quickly while flushing the toilet so no one can hear it. Definitely recommended for anyone who hates to hear the plunk of a really large shit and feel the disappointment of your fellow humans as you slowly open the stall, hoping no one sees you :)

"Oh man, I really have to poop but there's a long line and they'll totally know that I'm pooping.
"Dude, take a shitflushrush."
"Thanks man! You really saved my ass"
"Yeah, well, you'll still have more shit in your ass, but at least get 1/3 out."

by TheEndHasNoEnd March 17, 2016

ShitFlip

While you proceed to do a flip you shit your pants making it fly out in all directions.

Bro I just did the coolest ShitFlip in the world!!!!

by THEtrafficC0NE September 24, 2020