Shated

A wet fart- caused by forcing gas out of body. Results in brown stains on underwear.

"shit i SHATED MYSELF!!"

by Claudia De Foe January 24, 2005

Twisted Fuckin Shatted Shitfaced Retadded

The absolute highest rating of drunkeness; any drunker will result in severe brain damage, blindness, and the possibility of death. The person in this state speaks ever so retardedly, has no balance whatsoever, and has pissed and/or shat themselves repeatedly. When/if the person sobers up completely, they will have no recollection of the previous night and their brain will erase knowledge of their grandmothers second cousins sisters maiden name.

Josmar was twisted fuckin shatted shitfaced retadded last night, giving everyone laughs and great fear that he may die right in front of them.

by RJ Wells December 12, 2006

sharted

Refers to someone who shits and farts at the same time

dude that lady in the next stall totally sharted

by J.J.B November 25, 2007

sharted

when you try to fart and you shit instead

i was trying to fart but sharted instead

by corey l January 29, 2004

Shafted

To get kicked, thrown or somehow dropped into an elevator shaft.

"Man you totally shafted that fool"
"Yeah I pushed him down the elevator"

by Sparty Junior February 12, 2009

Shafted

Being screwed over or thrown under a bus by one you once trusted. Left with a deep feeling of being wronged.

Hutchison Ports Australia shafted their workforce by sacking 97 staff at their Sydney and Brisbane terminals by email at midnight.

by Steven Dore September 16, 2015

sharted

when u try to fart but cack your pants instead, can also be known as gravy pants.

" hey, listen to this baby!!" followed by a large squelch between the crotch sound and a murmured Oops!!

by katie-jo March 26, 2004