The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
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Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.
A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.
note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”
Justin : “Why not?”
A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”
Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."
A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
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An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.
Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."
Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."
Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."
by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007
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Get the Dead Serious mug.A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.
total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.
Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.
Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.
Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.
Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?
Bush: Are you serious?
Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.
Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?
Bush: Are you serious?
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Jay: It's not that serious.
Jay: It's not that serious.
by Domexicano March 17, 2005
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