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I'm as serious as dick cancer

The term "I'm as serious as dick cancer" is a response from one guy when asked by another guy if they are serious.
Person 1- Are you serious????

Person 2- I'm serious, bro! I'm as serious as dick cancer"!
by Hankscolts November 13, 2011
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Serious Snowman

A snowman that has liberated himself from the everlasting torture of wearing a fake smile made of coal.

Any snowman that has no mouth or who's mouth is shaped in such a way that it makes the snowman look serious, is a serious snowman.

A Serious Snowman is a snowman that you will not want to venture too close too. The serious snowmen are notorious for being overly violent and territorial, especially towards smiling snowmen.

note: Any normal snowman can be converted into a Serious Snowman at any point in its lifespan. There have been occurrences where entire neighborhoods of snowmen have been converted into Serious Snowmen by radical snowman rights activists.
Justin : “Hey lets go make snow angels in that yard across the street!”

A.J. : “I don't think thats a good idea...”

Justin : “Why not?”

A.J. : “Because thats a Serious Snowman in that guys yard, see how his coal mouth is so serious looking. And besides, it would be hard to make snow angels with all those mutilated snowmen corpses littering the yard.”

Justin : "Well what about that other yard over there."

A.J. : "Sure."
by Crahan September 12, 2008
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serious bean

An expression one uses to descirbe a person who rashly seizes every opportunity to take life far too damn seriously.
Chris: "Turn off the music, i can't concentrate on my driving."

Matt: "Screw you Chris, you freaking serious bean."
by Matt Kinghorn March 15, 2007
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Dead Serious

To be completely serious; not joking.
Suzie: You don't have an ass.
Sally: Stop lying.
Suzie: I'm dead serious.
by BellaW January 4, 2009
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Are you serious?

A question asked in disbelief with an extremely sarcastic tone questioning someones actions or statement. It is a way to point out someones stupidity in the form of a question.

total disbelief or dissapointment in how someone did or said something.

Note: it is a very hard inflection that goes up to indicate the question
Hall: i definitely think that girl is hotter than jessica simpson.

Bush: that girl in our science class she's barely average.

Hall: I think she's amazingly gorgeous and makes simpson look ugly?

Bush: Are you serious?
by Randoni April 6, 2009
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Are you serious right now?!

An expression uttered subsequent to an unforeseen response; used in a joking sense; can carry a sarcastic tone; usually accompanied by a dramatic step back from the person; although it carries a question mark it doesn't require an answer.
Husband: "Hey sweetie... you in the mood for some lovin?"

Wife: "Are you serious right now?!"
by mello yello October 1, 2009
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not that serious

Used when telling someone to calm down. Usually when they are over-reacting.
Chia: My god these fake gucci bags look too fake!! I won't be able to sell these for full price.
Jay: It's not that serious.
by Domexicano March 17, 2005
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