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kill two seals with one club

Accomplish two goals or achieve two ends with one action or plan.
She: The boss is incredibly efficient at organizing his time and conserving his energy.
He: Yeah! His secret is that he knows how to kill two seals with one club.
She: What???
He: You know, accomplish two things at once.
She: You're gross!
He: Thank you.
by ring-tailed roarer April 19, 2010
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Seal the Deal

Finish what you started successfully.
When are you going to seal the deal?
by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018
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sealab 2021

Hilarious cartoon featured in Cartoon Network's Adult Swim.
<Captain> Does this make me look fat?
<Son> No... but your ass does! *laughs at own joke* BUT YOUR ASS DOES! AHAHAHA!
by Bastardized Bottomburp June 18, 2003
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Sealioning

Verb
A type of trolling in which someone repeatedly asks bad-faith questions, in an effort to get the truth silenced online.
As you will see, trolls specifically hate the term "Sealioning," and will reply to it with... SEALIONING!
"Why doesn't that troll just Google it himself?"
"That's the point of Sealioning -- to make you so tired that you leave conversations and allow another platform to become Truth Social."
by the modhatter June 6, 2022
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Happy Seal

When a woman spreads her butt cheeks apart while the man ejaculates between said spread butt cheeks. After the man has ejaculated on the anus the woman then proceeds to open and close her butt cheeks (this making a clapping noise as if she were a seal and creates a net of semen). She will also bark like a seal in a high pitched tone.

This will ultimately result in total and uncontrolled laughter for the man while the woman is naturally humiliated.
MAN A: hey check out that chick's ass

MAN B: Ya, I bet she could really do a good happy seal, right?

MAN A: That would be funny as hell to see her humiliate herself while I am sexually pleased.
by Maxxy Pad - Robz May 13, 2011
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Seal Wool

An abrasive material made with the pubic hair of the singer Seal.
Heidi klum has many marks cuased by Seal Wool.
by JordoMac57 January 3, 2010
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Sealification

Ex.
Due to the the Sealification of Seals we have more blubber boots.
Ex. 2
Sealification is the recommended anhilation of baby seals in the U.S
by The Big Kitty Kat October 23, 2014
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