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seemat

Seemat means sexy.
Sexy.

"Seemat is sexy."
by Yodaleyheehoo June 3, 2021
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Seleman

A boy, who is a legend and will be your bro forever never mistreat guys like Seleman!
Seleman is a nice guy everyone loves him.
English: Oh Seleman everyone loves you.
Dutch: Oh Seleman iedereen houdt van je.
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Semesa

Semesa is a bad bitch
by itsyabeej November 23, 2021
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Seeman Reflection

When a man masterbates standing over a mirror so that he can ejaculate on the reflection of his own face....
example of a Seeman Reflection:
"I shot my load on my own face, then I cleaned the mirror and hung it back on the wall"

See Man Reflection
by Joedaddy1980 February 7, 2009
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Semenmancy

A type of divination where a guy jacks off over a flat surface and then the pattern the semen maked is read in order to tell there future ect.
If you want to know the future go to see John. He's into semenmancy.
by Deep blue 2012 August 13, 2010
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Semenate

The act of ejaculating on ones face; Ejaculating during the act of masturbation
Guy: Dude Laquiesha wanted me to semenate on her face.
Friend: Awesome!

Homeless Guy: Im so lonely i just want to semenate.
by Hugh Jassdick May 15, 2016
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Cellular-semenation

When giz is placed onto a random cellular telephone. When the phone is used at a later date, it is sticky and does not work properly.
Man, my phone has had some serious cellular-semenation done to it. There are only a few people who would do such a thing: Roger, Lee, and Ben.
by Gary Coleman IV June 16, 2008
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