Self Upvote

a person who upvotes their own definition

Person 1: How do you have 10,000,000,000 upvotes. There's not even that many people on the planet.
Person 2: Im a self upvote

by TTV.MrSAVAGEllamaHUMAN October 07, 2019

self houdini

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.

"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"

by Bulk Hogan December 22, 2017

self-five

To high five yourself, if none of your homies is around to show you some love.

From Scrubs:

Elliot: "...Dr. Kelso's riding me!"
The Todd: "I got next...whazza!? No-one? Self-five! (snaps) For the big dog!"

by PhilipSkovgaard September 04, 2009

self-dx

self-diagnose.
when a person identifies themselves with a disorder (usually a mental or eating disorder).

please seek a professional opinion if you self-diagnose & strongly believe you have the mental illness you self-diagnosed. your self-diagnosis could be correct but you risk causing yourself further mental or emotional harm if you incorrectly diagnose yourself.

person one: i have borderline personality disorder
person two: really? when did you find out?
person one: a few days ago, i self-dx
person two: you should see a professional to make sure you're right. if you're wrong, you'll be treating the wrong problem & might make it worse instead of better!
person one: i'm pretty sure i'm right, but i guess i should make sure!

by GreenFox June 24, 2017

Self Insert

A band, involved in psychotherapy and careful coaxing of reality, located out of central florida

Self Insert takes you to a new level and steals your identity

by wetandstink August 26, 2021

self ambivalence

loving and hating yourself.

my self destructive behavior is rooted in self ambivalence.

by dustix June 10, 2008

Self made

Not Kylie Jenner

Kylie is a billionaire but she is not self made.

by Phill5jm March 06, 2019