Sextracted

The state of being so horny that one cannot focus on the tasks at hand.

"I was so sextracted last night that i didn't write my term paper but my professor understood."
"I called in sextracted to work today and got the day off to wait at home for my girlfriend to get back."

by Charles B. Higgins December 12, 2009

spectralphelia

The act of having sexual relations with a ghost.

She engaged in spectralphelia when she had sex with her dead husband's spirit.

by hthrB February 24, 2015

sextrack

A sextrack is a a playlist of music meant to be played during sexual activity. The use of sextracks are typically used by those who do not want to use movies or other forms of background audio.

Jason: Want to have Shrek play in the background while we do it?

Abby: No, let’s use a Sextrack instead!

by geniusman8000 January 8, 2021

Spectral Thinking

The opposite of dichotomous thinking. It is a term used by people who are recovering from thinking in black-and-white terms and finally start looking at things in general from a broader perspective, hence producing a ‘spectrum’ of thoughts.

“That dude finally started spectral thinking after years of believing food can either be only excellent or shit.”

by BigNibba6969andUwU June 13, 2021

Sextratary

Just like a regular secratary only one you have sex with instead of your spouse or current significant other. So, it fitting in the terms of s"extra"tary.

The whole office was buzzing with the latest news:

Morgyn: "Did you hear about, Jim?"
Keegan: "No, what happened?"
Morgyn: "Jim's wife came to bring him lunch and walked into his office to find him having a nooner with his sextratary right on his desk."
Keegan: "Sucks to be him."

by Saggysocks October 3, 2007

sextravaganza

A celebration of sexual congress lasting at least two days. Primary festivities include sex, oral sex, hand jobs, and grinding (although this is far from a complete list).

Man, I got like 9 bitches coming down to the beach house for spring break. It's gonna be a god damn sextravaganza!

by BFG November 7, 2007

sextracurricular

Having an affair, specifically one that exists almost solely for sex.

His girlfriend thinks they're in a monogamous relationship but she is completely unaware of his sextracurricular activities.

by iowabuckeyes January 12, 2010