Sculpting your twin 

Reproducing a look-a-like of someone through the act of defecating. The look-a-like does not need to be exact to scale or even of the same skin color. The look-a-like is also not required to actually look like the person. It's the actual deification that reproduces the likeness of the person.

Jimmy: Where's Drew? Johnny: He said something about Sculpting Your Twin while taking a dump.

Sculpting your twin by DoubleD916 February 27, 2009

sullying 

acting oblivious when a teacher or boss observes you playing games or watching videos instead of doing work

Teacher: let's see your work lachlan
Lachlan: wheres the video??? I can't find it. It was here just a minute ago. Where the video????
Teacher: Stop fucking sullying and get on with your work

sullying by MichaelJacksonAssCancer July 3, 2023

skulling

The act of inserting ones entire head up someones ass as an act of sycophancy.

Wow did you see the press secretary skulling Trump. It started out as a kiss but the whole head went in this time.

skulling by Sir Apple of Polisher September 24, 2019

sallying 

(verb) when a person goes along with two people of opposite sex, (or same sex), who either have a thing or are interested in each other, but isn't open about their feelings.
The "i" in sallying can often be misplaces with an "e" when used online.

Dude, why is Jon sallying so hard on Miranda and Lincoln for?

sallying by cmatho July 4, 2010

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper 

A person or persons who spends all of their time either talking about how high they are or smoking pot. Most tend to have speech impediments that make it so everytime they try to finish a sentence they burst out laughing and the remainder of the sentence is then incoherent. Most tell stories about their adventures to their friends when everyone knows no one really cares

Him: Dood I got so high last night and fell of my hasfhahhaoyuouse and then i broekakkfds my lehahahhahahahhaha.
Her: Wow your such a stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper.

stoner emo badass punk hxc goth gankstah wankstah prep scene slut jock smullging border hooper by Steveasaurusrexx July 1, 2008

turd sculpting 

Maintenance programming. Or working on legacy applications making minor changes.

I'm stuck doing turd sculpting this week.

turd sculpting by A Code Monkey December 14, 2008

shulling

The act of being a total and complete idiot.

The act of being oblivious to the obvious.

Amber was totally shulling at the mall yesterday, did you see her hitting on those gay guys?

shulling by rogerrabbit99 August 1, 2012