Scones

A group on Skype that includes people who are made of awesome. They discuss Harry Potter and videos on YouTube. They all love each other and want to be each other when they grow up. And... they're all famous.

While all of the other teenagers in town partied, I logged into skype and went on Scones.

by J.K. Rowling May 4, 2008

Sconed

To be beaten until the point you are nothing but moosh to be baked into a pastry

oh dude you got sconed!

by Matthevv May 30, 2005

Sconed

When someone has had a more then an adequate weekend fuelled with copious amounts of alcohol and pingers and on Sunday decides to simmer down with weed and is feeling very much stoned and scattered.

Brendan was very sconed Sunday after his weekend at Cartel nightclub.

by RobynAK November 9, 2017

sconed

past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b

Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"

by haribular May 20, 2007

Scone

To make contact with someone in a sexual manner, but with more public appeal. Scone prounounced as in Cone.

"We are going to scone later" Suggesting the idea of sexual contact through the word scone.

by mtwini09 October 28, 2010

Scone

a penis that has been constructed for a female to male sex change.

The doctor said that my scone will never grow erect, but will resemble a penis.

by olejatt June 24, 2010

Scone

a nickname given to Haitian and/or Bajan Americans (particularly females), whom cannot speak creole. Many scones attend Ivy League institutions in order to make up for their lack of knowledge regarding their culture's native tongue.

Haitian Boy: Hey is that girl Haitian? She's bad as shit, I'm gonna talk to her!

Jealous Haitian Girl: Good luck with that. She's a scone.

by jawn30 August 24, 2011